Wednesday, October 24, 2012

I'll Say It: Kids Are F*&%$#G gross

They are and you know it.

I recently started substitute teaching-one needs a master's degree for that these days dontcha know.  I have worked three days in two different schools.  By the end of last week I contracted what I have come to believe is some sort of insidious plague that intends to devour me with mucus from the inside out.

The kicker is that despite my symptoms: sore throat, fever, general lack of energy, and headache-I look fine.  

When I am sick I want people to know it so they pity me and shower me with the attention I feel I deserve.

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